“I would bro, some of these Freshmen are bad.”
“I bet my cousin is hotter than your sister.”
“It’s not Tupac the rapper, it’s Tupac the Indigenous leader.”
“I’m trying to get the Boebert treatment during ASM.”
“Marriage is just a big porn plot.”
“You’d make a great banker. Stop smiling, that’s an insult.”
“EBI today, EBI tomorrow, EBI forever.” – Dr. Esty
“Virginity is a social construct.”
“Born to say ‘Heyyyyy.’ Forced to say ‘What’s good?’”
“Just because my parents didn’t come to Family Weekend doesn’t mean they don’t love me.”
“Yes, it does.”
