The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Places For Freshman Besides Silent

  1. Trunk of my car: I know it sounds sketchy, but I promise to return you in a reasonable time.
  2. Bishop Hall common room: super cool guys, great intentions, nothing to worry about. 
  3. Dr. Kington’s House: he may seem scary on the outside, but once you get to know him, he can be really fun, trust me. 
  4. Back of a PACS car. 
  5. A Freshman’s bedroom.
  6. The Friday lunch line.
  7. Contraception aisle at CVS.
  8. All-School Meeting. Use your time productively: don’t waste it being indoctrinated. 
  9. Elson Dark Room: learn how to get those angles right. 
  10. Comfy Chair Room!

Stay out of Silent. Try to make some friends. Drink! Vape, perhaps! Anything but Silent.