Phillipian Satire: Places For Freshman Besides Silent

Trunk of my car: I know it sounds sketchy, but I promise to return you in a reasonable time.
Bishop Hall common room: super cool guys, great intentions, nothing to worry about.
Dr. Kington’s House: he may seem scary on the outside, but once you get to know him, he can be really fun, trust me.
Back of a PACS car.
A Freshman’s bedroom.
The Friday lunch line.
Contraception aisle at CVS.
All-School Meeting. Use your time productively: don’t waste it being indoctrinated.
Elson Dark Room: learn how to get those angles right.
Comfy Chair Room!

Stay out of Silent. Try to make some friends. Drink! Vape, perhaps! Anything but Silent.

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