It’s no surprise that Abbot was more expensive. So typical of women, they probably spent all that money on the water bill after showering for an hour every day. Studies show that you can be just as clean with one five minute shower a week.
Andover should continue the practice of pairing up students for the Abbot Dance, but rather than discriminating by height, discriminate by net worth.
Resilience proves to be key to getting play! Boo-Yah! Pro tip: If you get rejected, sneak under your crush’s bed at 1 a.m. to show your commitment. Bet they can’t say no then!
We should go back to gender-categorized classes! Imagine English without some chick yapping in your ear about some B.S. about metaphors, females be trifling (keep that in mind before you get in a relationship).
You still wouldn’t have gotten any girl in the 70s.
