The Eighth Page

Prefect Problems

Two poems by Ryan Yost

A Visit From the Future

Features Horoscopes

Holiday Gifts

Library Computers Jammed With Pornography

Starbucks Leaves Exeter, Baristas Claim ‘No One Cool Enough’ To Go There

Phelps Stadium To Be Torn Down, Replaced by Pokémon Battle Arena

Boys Soccer Finishes Season Without Wins or Girlfriends

Students Cut Class To Watch ‘Star Trek’ Marathon

Captains Feature

Coming Out of the NASCAR Closet

Wellness Week Suggestions

Attendees of the First Thanksgiving

Features Sadie Review

Ask Yost

Harkness Table Invented by Nazis, Principal Tingley ‘Appalled, but Not Surprised’

Introducing Alec Weiss in Thansgiving Traditions

Girls Field Hockey Team Named “Best Looking Guys” On Campus

Holiday Jingles: From the Thanksgiving Vault

Exeter H.S. Students Verbally Abuse Exies From Cars

Exeter Swapped A-Bomb For Soviet-Style Gymnasium

Professor Featured On NBC Reality Show

Campus Chef Celebrates 20th Anniversary His Secret? ‘I put my hairs in every dish I prepare.’

To the Editor

William $. Worthington

More Homework, Please!

CORREKSHUNS

Things to Discuss at Head’s Table

Campus Police Report

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