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Phillipian Satire: Mock Phillipian Valentines

Staff Report
Feb 13, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overhead From the Heart

Staff Report
Feb 13, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Valentine’s Day “On”

Konnor Fortini
Feb 13, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Superbowl Sadness

Sebastian Vermut
Feb 13, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Southern Man Perspective on the Super Bowl and Phony Halftime.

Elizandro Pereira
Feb 13, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Student’s Nefarious Actions during 3rd Straight Long Weekend

Staff Report
Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Bell Tower Live

Kelvin Ma
Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Back for More

Nathan Wu
Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Snowstorm Disaster

Staff Report
Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Jan 29, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Meet the Elite 8P Prospects

Staff Report
Jan 29, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

Staff Report
Jan 29, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: CXLVIII Newsroom Superlatives

Staff Report
Jan 23, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Weeks Top Headlines

Staff Report
Jan 23, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Jan 23, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: In Honor of their Heated Rivalry, we decided to roast our editors

Staff Report
Jan 23, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Hockey boys opinion on how heated rivalry should have gone

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Heated Rivalry

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headliness

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Letter to Maduro

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: My beautiful ChatGPT, it is time for us to part.

Konnor Fortini
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Thiago goes to Brooklyn

Kelvin Ma
Jan 8, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: American Astronomical Society goes to Arizona

Kelvin Ma
Jan 8, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Weeks Top Headlines

Staff Report
Jan 8, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Eighth Page New Year’s Resolutions

Staff Report
Jan 8, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Jan 8, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Eighth Page Wrapped

Kelvin Ma
Dec 11, 2025
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