Mary Lord and Adam “Mobile” “Shootah” Landry:
- This pairing could have been a lot different if an unfortunate couple of evenings did not take place
- Grade: Picturesque
Carly Hopkins and Sam Myles:
- They put the team on their backs
- Grade: Choo Choo
Isa Curran and Posey Beckwith:
- Deny deny deny
- Grade: Truthful
Anjola and Ellis:
- This pairing could have been a lot different if an unfortunate couple of evenings did not take place
- Grade: Picturesque
Jake Ledoux and Isaac Lamson:
- Anyone tryna fight?
- Grade: I need 30 bucks
Peter Elliott and Mia Wanacott:
- Should have asked the other girl
- Grade: Oliver Wendell Holmes Library
Sadie Pease and Zane Matraji:
- David vs Goliath
- Grade: Biblical
Jonathan Ji and Vera Zhang:
- All those late nights in the newsroom…
- Grade: Plipcest
Ryan Lam and Mia Pao:
- Get a room.
- Grade: NERRRRRRRDS
Josh Heaney and Kelly Su:
- I don’t think we should be doing this
- Grade: Opposites attract?
Jack Bainbridge and Clementine Lubin:
- Wrong roommate alert!
- Grade: Simply Gritty
Sebastian Valasek and Jazzy Cormier:
- First Instance of love between a neanderthal and a homo sapien
- Grade: 3/4
Natalie Murphy and Max Dabbous:
- A large percentage of Andover will be unhappy about this
- Grade: Cost of Golden Goose sneakers
Joe Carrara and Shea Freda:
- A third will be joining *cough cough* overpass
- Grade: 19/69
Gabby Batchen and George Ryckman:
- You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
Garrett Holman and Maris Moody:
- Best ball kickers at Andover
- Grade: Politically Incorrect
Sarah Hassanein and Ollie Buckhoff:
- If you time travel either forward or back this gets very awkward
- Grade: 4ft
Paris Vega and Diego Velez:
- Major fear of the cold
- Grade: Comeback of the century
