Fact-Checking Dr. Kington’s “Civil Discourse” Email A few weeks ago, Dr. Kington sent his first (and probably only) email to the student body. Here at the Eighth Page, we are devoted to making sure the students of our beautiful campus receive the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Our truth is as follows:
“Dear Students,”
Incorrect, we are not dear to Dr. Kington.
“Engaging in civil discourse is one of our greatest privileges and responsibilities. It can also be challenging to uphold this ideal, especially when society seems captivated by the most extreme viewpoints and loudest voices.”
False… The First Amendment protects our freedom of speech. The average person also says roughly 10,000 words per day.
“Whether we are discussing the humanitarian crisis in the Middle East”
We have never discussed the humanitarian crisis in the Middle East.
“This is why I write — to highlight a new Blue Book policy entitled ‘Civil Discourse’ that will help you today and in the future.”
False. The bluebook will not, in fact, have any impact on your future life.
“This policy is like many that guide college campuses and cities and towns.”
This seems to violate our Academic Integrity rules.
“As a nonprofit entity, all of us — students and adults — must be sure to separate our own personal views from those of the school, and we may not use Academy resources to support or oppose any candidate.”
George Walker Bush.
“So, yes, speak up for what you believe in. And listen, with empathy and respect, to understand others’ points of view.”
This is a horrible idea. Especially if you have access to spray paint.
“I look forward to a year filled with many lively discussions and debates!”
False. Dr. Kington has no interest in interacting with students.
“Dr. Kington”
False. Ghost writer.
