Amid our impending doom, here’s what you should avoid:Don’t buy posters and colorful markers which you’ll throw out after use (plastic waste, inefficient recycling practices)
Don’t drive to New York City and back (CO2 emissions)
Don’t DoorDash food to your protest site (emissions again)
Don’t use dozens of cardboard boxes of pizza without disposing of them properly
Don’t eat or breathe (microplastics)
Don’t wear clothes (apparently they have plastic too?)
Don’t post on social media (CO2 fuels your phone, Instagram revenue fuels Zuck’s jet)
Don’t charge your phone after it dies from excessive posting (requires harmful electricity)
Don’t block traffic (cars burn gas even when stopped)
Don’t congregate in large groups, especially after eating (farts release carbon)
Don’t use toxic paints on signs (automatically makes them non-recyclable)
