The Eighth Page

Runners-up for Pope

Phillipian Features Staff CXXXVI

Apr 4, 2013

10. Jesus.

9. Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens (both Catholic!).

8. Ms. Cathy Lick.

7. Mary Pope Osborne.

6. Gucci Mane.

5. Tropicana Extra Pulp O.J.

4. Popeahontas.

3. The Dalai Lama.

2. Eggs Benedict XVII.

1. Jacob “L’chaim” Marrus.