The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

“Is ‘ultimate frisbee’ a good look for my tinder bio? Andover is top ranked.”

“Established 1778. I remember that because it includes both my lowest and highest scores in math this year.”

“Will you… will you be my close contact?”

“I hope that faculty party was worth it.”

“Getting Covid isn’t special anymore…guess I’ll have to lick more high-touch surfaces to get more attention.”