The Eighth Page

The Eighth Page Presents: THE EIGHTH PAGE’S TOP PICKS: FUN, SEASONAL, SECULAR HOLIDAY SONGS

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like the Holiday of Your Choosing

Oh Come All Ye Faithful (and Everyone Else Who is Interested in Being Educated)

Have a Good Celebration of Our Materialistic and Consumerist Society

Happy “Are We Close Enough to do Presents?” Season

We Wish You a Merry Mono Season and a Happy New Year (Depending on Which Calendar With Which You Identify)

All I Want for This Non-Denominational Occasion is You-oo-ooh-baby!

Do They Know it’s a Religious Occasion Celebrated by Approximately 31.5 Percent of the Population?

God, or Gods, or not God Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople