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The Eighth Page Presents: The Week’s Top Headlines

Introverts Rejoice as Cold Weather Gives Respite from Socializing

Termites Infest Upperclassman Dorm After Senior Brings in Personal Christmas Tree

Students Realize the Error of Their Ways After Attending Lessons and Carols

Canada Goose Jacket in Lost and Found  Simultaneously Claimed by Three Lowers

Andover to Allow Students to Buy Seats in Silent