The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard At Game of Thrones Viewing

“Pull up your pants, Richard!”

“That one, he looks nice– how about him for Head of School?”

“Is that a flaming fidget spinner?”

“Hey Siri! Search English to Dothraki Google Translate”

“Oh! They’re British! Good for them!”

“According to my historical calculations, there is no time period in which any of this could have occurred even remotely simultaneously.”

“If you spoil any- thing, I will personal- ly bury you and your firstborn child in the ground.”

“I’ve never seen it, but I have played Musical Chairs, so I think I get the picture.”