Zeb Rawlinson and Amy Schlacter
Zeb Rawlinson
54 years young / Pencil salesman
Last thing he read:
GX8 Pen digest —he likes to scope out the competition.
Dailymail.com—he’s a total Anglophile.
What makes him a catch: Has his own car, except for Mondays and Thursdays after 5:00 p.m. when Grandma wants it back.
Amy Schlacter:
24 / 7 Semi-professional diva and rejected Bachelor contestant
Her interests: Walking poorly in heels but refusing to take them off.
What makes her a catch: Only one to get kicked out of her sorority in her four years at SMU.
Off to a Strong Start
ZEB: I’ve got high hopes because you know what they say, 27th time’s the charm.
AMY: He pulled up to my apartment in his 2007 Ford Taurus. I was so impressed!
The Details
ZEB: She came dressed in the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.
AMY: I guess he doesn’t appreciate mink.
ZEB: I ordered us some drinks and asked the guy to “put it on my tab,” to be cool.
AMY: I think his credit card got declined?
ZEB: I could always make her laugh, no matter how cheesy the joke.
AMY: The food was fine, but nothing like I’ve had in Prague.
Post-Mortem
ZEB: I’ve already told my parents about her!
AMY: He seemed a bit delusional. He showed me a picture of just himself and said his parents always take a big family photo at Christmastime.
ZEB: I offered to drive her home, but…
AMY: I Ubered from the restaurant and I’m pretty sure I saw him climb into a box near the bridge.
Second Date?
ZEB: Oh ya, without a doubt.
AMY: I never want to see that creep ever again.
Overall Grade
ZEB: B- (I’m definitely out of her league)
AMY: C (Now I know what not to look for)
