10. “Get an Intestinal Tumor from Dominos’ Oven Baked Sandwiches” Week 9. “Be Embarrassed When Your Calculator Falls Off Your Tiny Desk During Exams” Week 8. “Bring Back BMTron” Week 7. “Watch Clips of Ralphie the Tap Dancing Squirrel for Five Hours on YouTube” Week 6. “Douse Yourself With Axe Body Spray Instead of Showering” Week 5. “Halve Your Average in Under Two Hours” Week 4. “Post-Harry Potter Night” Week 3. “Making or Breaking Your Hopes and Dreams” Week 2. “Start Taking More Zoloft” Week 1. “Extended Period” Week
