The Eighth Page

Features Presents . . . Top Ten Reasons Why CXXXIII is Better Than CXXXII

10. We’ll print on pink paper to reflect the new, more feminine board 9. Arts is going to stop sucking… In our dreams 8. Yen Brotanabe 7. Bigger is always better 6. Red hair is weird… in a hot way. 5. Features will continue to produce masterpieces of comedy 4. No more Massie articles 3. We’ve already had more intra-board hookups than CXXXII had all year 2. RATTY!!! 1. We learned from the best