SpoilSport attacks the very essence of life—milk. Standing at a mere three feet in height, he’s curdled and proud of it. If you’re not careful, your milk will go bad, and no infant will ever be able to enjoy his artificial milk. Catchphrase “Lactate on this!” SpoilSport in Action SpoilSport works his magic on a jug of milk in the kitchen of an innocent, unassuming family. Boy: Hey, ma? Would you bring us some milk for these here pancakes? My mouth is drier ’n a dead camel in the desert. Ma: Be right there, sweetheart. Ma hands Boy milk. Boy: Phewee! That stuff is just awful! Dem curdles is stuck in mah teef! Ma: Oh, that’s too bad, darlin’. You’ll just have to do without milk this marnin’. SpoilSport: Muahaahahahahaha! Muahaahahahahaha! — Eli Grober
