The Eighth Page

Top Ten: Things You Forgot You Couldn’t Do this Spring!

10. Smile.

9. Laugh.

8. Lawn.

7. Frollick.

6. Spoon (in every sense of the word).

5. Zigzag on the grass.

4. Look at the grass.

3. Think about the grass.

2. Weed the grass.

1. Procrastinate.