10. If it ain’t dead, we’ll put it back in the oven!! 9. Lou’s Stews… Better than Stu’s Stews!! 8. The customer is always right, unless they try to steal butter packets!! 7. Free dessert on your birthday!! Mints. They’re mints. 6. Waitresses free for the pinching!! 5. Miguel’s Cantina: The taste of Mexico without the cholera!! 4. Come for the free bread and water, stay for the moist towelettes!! 3. Beginner, intermediate and advanced mazes on every place mat!! 2. Hungry? Eat our vittles!! 1. The best place in town!!
