Dear Friends, Family and Cherished Acquaintances,
I don’t know how you did it, but you clawed your way onto our Christmas-Er-Holiday Card list. Maybe we like you, maybe you think we like you or maybe we’ll need a favor when it comes time to job-hunt. Either way, you’re blessed with the wonderfulness of our delightful visages, or, in layman’s terms, our smiling faces. But how are you?!?!? We’re doing more than good. Heck, we’re doing great.
Robbie learned to row a boat this year. He’s gotten pretty naughty-cal with it though… He also learned to tie his shoes all by himself—yay! Ellie would like us to take this cherished space to alert all of those with whom we come in contact that she doesn’t like the name Smellie Ellie. She’s been making great strides toward stardom on the intramural soccer field, too. Rob isn’t the only athlete in the family!
Rem and Jake have been just killin’ it. The other day, they high-fived. It was awesome. Rem plans on attending the University of the North Pole and majoring in Elvish, while Jake will pursue fecal studies among his peer penguins at University of Antarctica—pretty exciting stuff. Unlike English majors, they expect to find a lot of jobs in those fields. Biscuit’s doing great, too! He learned a new word. Now he doesn’t just say “bow,” but follows that with “wow”. Bowwow old friend, bowwow. In addition, he rolled over! Yay, Biscuit! We commend his effort.
We wish everybody a happy, healthful and happy new year!!! Yay!!!!!
Love,
Jake, Rem, Ellie, Rob, and, of course, don’t forget !
