The clitoris is actually above the belly button
Those tiny condoms are for your fingers
If someone offers you a cup of tea, they’re hitting on you
Always ask for consent before introducing yourself
Oh, so thaaat’s why my uncle’s in jail (too much?)
Sometimes your laundry just does you (FYI, it’s the laundry machine vibrations for uninformed individuals)
Condoms aren’t just dollhouse trash bags?
Reallocate allowance to ethical porn
