“I’m emotionally dehydrated”
“Do you have a favorite stall, too?”
“Would you sign my petition for an anti-vax Girl Scout group?”
“I was calm until you raised your voice.”
“I’m thinking of going back to Pandora for their Indie Stations”
“Nothing but respect for My Susie’s”
“Can I see a manager? I’m still waiting on my 17 BKH kisses.”
“I wish I could envision a future for myself where I didn’t peak in high school”