The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“I’m emotionally dehydrated”

“Do you have a favorite stall, too?”

“Would you sign my petition for an anti-vax Girl Scout group?”

“I was calm until you raised your voice.”

“I’m thinking of going back to Pandora for their Indie Stations”

“Nothing but respect for My Susie’s”

“Can I see a manager? I’m still waiting on my 17 BKH kisses.”

“I wish I could envision a future for myself where I didn’t peak in high school”