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Features Interprets Shakespeare: Sonnet 18.4875

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day,

Warm and comforting,

And very nice.

Shall I compare thee to a delicate songbird,

Tweeting amongst the trees,

Sounding very good.

Shall I compare thee to the snow that warms my heart,

Warming my heart.

And feeling very nice.

Shall I compare thee to a shoehorn,

Allowing me to fit into my shoes.

You are very helpful.

Of these things I shall compare thee.