Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day,
Warm and comforting,
And very nice.
Shall I compare thee to a delicate songbird,
Tweeting amongst the trees,
Sounding very good.
Shall I compare thee to the snow that warms my heart,
Warming my heart.
And feeling very nice.
Shall I compare thee to a shoehorn,
Allowing me to fit into my shoes.
You are very helpful.
Of these things I shall compare thee.