This week, students were given the opportunity to attend an informational meeting about the lives of the fire inspectors. This astonishing masterpiece featured a look into the life of the revered fire inspector. Viewers followed the inspectors on an emotional roller coaster of obstructed pathways, overly covered walls and other extremities too severe to even write about.
“I couldn’t hold back my tears,” lamented one student. “Messy rooms just ignite my emotions in ways I struggle to express.”
Many other students shared this burning passion. There was not a dry eye in the room when the last line was uttered, “This tapestry is just not acceptable.”
The director of the meeting, Spott Lisfloor, has set out on a mission to extinguish the bias toward these important members of the Andover community. “I’ve engaged in many heated arguments with messier students over this topic,” he said. “But despite their efforts, I can always manage to fire back a better comeback.”
Lisfloor is confident that no disgruntled, sloppy teenager will be able to hold a candle, especially in a dorm, to the inferno shaping under Lisfloor’s direction.
When asked for comment on the erupting turmoil, the head fire inspector yelled, “One second!!” and shoved her clothes into the closet.
