The Eighth Page

Reasons Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct

10. A meteor

9. World’s longest game of hide-and-go-seek

8. Coup d’état

7. 7 ate them too.

6. Freak gasoline fight accident

5. They were talkin’ bad about Features.

4. “Die!” “No, sir!”

*gun fight ensues*

3. Divest Andover

2. Suicide pact

1. They evolved into Hemang and Pearson.