10. Catch up on your homework due seventh period.
9. Ketchup on your mustard.
8. Check The Phillipian Pulse. A healthy range is 80-120 beats per minute.
7. Sit, waiting, wishing you were Jack Johnson.
6. Cryogenically freeze yourself.
5. Develop a passionate interest in Pasquiddleland.
4. Freestyle in the library.
3. Stage a coup of The Phillipian.
2. Sit in the Chapel reminiscing about past All-School Meetings.
1. Write an article for Features.
