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Top Ten: Ways to Spend “February Freeze”

10. Catch up on your homework due seventh period.

9. Ketchup on your mustard.

8. Check The Phillipian Pulse. A healthy range is 80-120 beats per minute.

7. Sit, waiting, wishing you were Jack Johnson.

6. Cryogenically freeze yourself.

5. Develop a passionate interest in Pasquiddleland.

4. Freestyle in the library.

3. Stage a coup of The Phillipian.

2. Sit in the Chapel reminiscing about past All-School Meetings.

1. Write an article for Features.