The Eighth Page

Things We Learned as Features Editors

10. Never trust whitey 9. Six 8. Ben Nichols sleeps standing up 7. Our parents are very disappointed in us 6. Nine 5. Re-re-re-re-re-refried beans taste awful 4. Race is a merit 3. Ghosh can fit 14 marshmallows in his mouth 2. FEAR stands for “‘False Evidence Appearing Real.’ It’s the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.” -Gary Busey 1. Make ‘em laugh