10. Never trust whitey 9. Six 8. Ben Nichols sleeps standing up 7. Our parents are very disappointed in us 6. Nine 5. Re-re-re-re-re-refried beans taste awful 4. Race is a merit 3. Ghosh can fit 14 marshmallows in his mouth 2. FEAR stands for “‘False Evidence Appearing Real.’ It’s the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.” -Gary Busey 1. Make ‘em laugh
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