While flipping to the only part of The Phillipian that I read (Features!!) last week, I encountered several words that grabbed my attention. Stuff like “sexual activity,” “slut,” “Emma Wood,” and “illegal substances,” piqued my interest. For a moment, I thought the Phillipian had turned into a publication that I could actually read, with pinups of Ms. Spring 2006 instead of mascara-clad SLaVE. Unfortunately I did not find any of these promised things in the paper, so out of sheer boredom I wandered from the Features section to the soulless domain of Commentary. Hey, Emma Wood is there!
