“My DoorDash driver just turned me into a republican”
“Dude, you know stop isn’t a part of my vocabulary”
“Mamdani elected and Cheney dying on the same day? What a coincidence!”
“Oh yeah, I failed on November 1st”
“Wow, this is queer art!”
“I am at the top of the social hierarchy”
“Heard the Bishop common room is the best place to run two-mans.”
“Apparently Exeter Football is starting their JV team against Andover.”
“Are bushes a good hiding place?”
