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Phillipian Satire: Exeter Top Headlines

Staff Report
Nov 7, 2025
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  1. Exeter fails to kidnap Gunga before AE day
  2. Andover student catches Exie spying on signals of crack Andover Football Team in anticipation of A/E Day
  3. Classics run rampant at Exeter as teacher proclaims Battle of Phillipi on Instagram reel
  4. Exeter declares November 4th a day of mourning
  5. Exeter’s “Little Red Book” updated to ban criticism of Meta
  6. “Lolita” once again named Exeter faculty’s favorite book
  7. Peregrine citing on campus: Murmuration!
  8. What is with the Egg surcharge Downtown?

 

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