“You wanna come over and 67?”
“Andover is acquiring doordash?”
“Watch out, The Phone Snatcher is approaching.”
“Your girl picks you up in a pickup truck, takes you to OTTO and pays, who’s the girl now??”
“I’m gonna crack the hell out of that pumpkin”
“No protected classes!”
“Yo you coming to the ‘No Kings’ protests?
“No more stroganoff today guys, daddy lost his money betting against football”
“Yo you going to the Swan and Fawn performance in the den? Heard they are pretty sick”
“Chill with da microagressions, I’m reading feminist literature”
