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Phillipian Satire: Weeks Top Headlines

Confused Senior shows up to Senior Boat Cruise looking like Blackbeard—Like REALLY looking Blackbeard

Andover Conservative Club sends Abbot Grant to the NRA

New study shows that Club Hub is second most popular “Hub” on campus

Jimmy Kimmel proven to be taken off air because of wrong shade of makeup

Dr. Kington Enters His “Life of a Showgirl” Era, Dons Orange Feather Headdress