The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Student Gets Caught Misinterpreting The Meaning Of “All In” Before Crucial Yes+ Meeting

Jimmy Kimmel Leaves The Eighth Page To Return To Pa Comedy Club

Head of School Munch Serves Ben (& Jerry)’S Ice Cream In Solidarity

iPhone 17 Air Proven To Be Heavier And More Ineffective Than The Entire Andover Football Roster

Gap Related Activity Increases 300% On Campus Following NBA Youngboy Concert In The Den

W-Stem Student Hacks the Mainframe, Bypassing the Respondus Lockdown Browser

Boston Tea Party Reenactment Delays Senior Cruise