“Just finished my trip to Tokyo and saw my big watashi senpai!”
“I’m gonna slide this term ……….. on the DOS office.”
“I’m totally gonna destroy some Freshman in Flag Football!” – PG cut from JV Football
“Wanna do the WNBA thing when Girls Basketball starts up?”
“Looking at the ’29s…how could Epstein find that attractive?”
“Would you still love me if I was librarian?”
“Charlie, the expect one of us in the wreckage”
“Told my Grindr partners if they wanna reach me, they’re gonna have to write me letters now. Hashtag bring back real romance.”