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Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths

“Dr. Kington playing roblox was a tease.”

“I intentionally stir the pot so I can end up on OOTP.”

*muffled crying* – student whose 2020 indie music played out loud in silent.

“Police are saying the sanctuary just swallowed them whole or somethin’.”

“Which do you think will make me infertile first, the nut japs or the cut” – Anonymous Wrestler

“We are thinking of performing ‘They Not Like Us’ at pep rally” – BVH player