Phillipian Satire: Worst Responses to “Where Are You” Text from House Counselor During Microburst

Under a large tree
Holding a tall metal rod in an open field
Using the lightning to wire my cart
Restoring the Czech Republic to its former glory
Silly-whippin’
Your mom’s house
Buying drugs
Climbing a flagpole
Pomps Pond
Flying the T.U.B. Flag
Mount Vernon
Interviewing for the position of Dr. Kington’s 11th assistant
Smashing mad puss

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