Phillipian Satire: What RayK Wanted to do Instead of a Hat

Create a new tradition called Deputy Head of School Day and send the Hotchkiss lady
Release white doves into upper right
Send an email (written by someone else)
Wear a powdered wig
Shave his beard
Send a secretary to do it
A two-hour speech on the “andover community”
Wear a lab coat
Release a medical study about the emotional benefits of free time
A human-sized pocket watch –– to make sure kids are back by 8 p.m.