The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: 8p Parents Lovelorn

Nicky’s Parent: Stacey Essaid

Nicky’s Parent: Stacey Essaid 

“Stop your whining”

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Evalyn’s Parent: Alfred Lee

Evalyn’s Parent: Alfred Lee

“Did you see the article I emailed you?”

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Mary’s Parent: Alison Lord

Mary’s Parent: Alison Lord 

“Not only do I dominate the tennis courts, I dominate the workplace!” 

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Ned’s Parent: Matthew Thornton

Ned’s Parent: Matthew Thornton 

“I have a whole team that needs to sign off on this.”

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