10. Extra frisky security brushdown.
9. Busy getting a “natural” tan.
8. Long line at Starbucks to get your Vente with skim milk.
7. Freak gasoline fight accident on the tarmac.
6. Sexual harassment lawsuit w/ TSA (see #10)
5. Customs found your hedgehog.
4. The “Fasten Seatbelt” sign wouldn’t turn off.
3. Unsuccessful flirting attempts with the flight attendant
2. Apparently, airlines don’t believe in ‘fashionably late.’
1. Soiree with Features.
