The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“I prefer studying the laws of friction in a different way.”“Do you think I could ask a trustee to be my sugar daddy?”

“I think my teacher got hair transplants. He looks way finer now.”

“Were those stains meant to be part of your costume? I didn’t see you wearing that in Commons…”

“Hey, nobody hosted a party this Halloweekend!”