“Wait, I need to see the freshmen.”
“Is it appropriation if I, a [insert ethnicity here], dress up as Michael Jackson?”
“If I dress up as a fellow, can I ask one out?”
“My brother forgot to buy candy, so now he has to give out condoms…”
“Trick or treat but the treat is my feet” (it rhymes)
“Did you hear five Lowers got kicked out last year?”
