The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“Yo, if you chase after her and scream, she will want you.”

“I’m so thinking critically right now, oh my.”

“This climate change thing might be real.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates…”

“My roommate’s really messing with my room’s feng shui.”

“Bro when I asked Claude to summarize the campus-wide email it said that it has AI watermarks in it… so lazy.”

“Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”