The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Jan 8, 2026

“If I won big on Polymarket, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs”
“True college girls are not getting with the big thatcher”
“Yo, check out this thing I saw on Lemon8!”
“Rejection is redirection, deferral is lowkey blueballing”
“He told me to integrate his parts…”