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Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths

Oct 31, 2025

“Hey, did you see those hairy pumpkins by the pool?” “Those weren’t pumpkins.”

“Yo, scan the QR code on that pumpkin.” “Why is it asking if I’m 18 years old or Older?”

“My blood type must be wrong, they told me that I’m typo.

If I ever fight in a war I’m wearing airpods

Speed my neck’s kind of homeless

Mama Coco from Coco (2017) is so fine

Turns out that was not the password for the GSA password party

Call me steph curry the way i be banging threes unprotected at the key at a 40% completion rate I won’t let you go any farther you goddamn clanker!

I thought the Eighth Page was kid friendly!