The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“When are the WPAA meetings? I have a signal jammer that I wanna test out.”

“PLEEEEEAAAAAASSSEEEE WALK ME LIKE A DOG”

“I’m the 4th Meal :)”

“Joined mosaic bc im half chinese half dumb”

“Bro this spot in line was promised to me 3000 years ago”

“Born too early to serve, born too late to serve, born just in time to serve on a taskforce”

“That. In your pocket. Good. It stays there”