The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“Mega knight son or beatdown daughter?

“Imma get with her Tonight dough, like Jimmy Fallon”

“Should NOT have eaten that burrito”

“My Yes+ talker gets a No-, I’mim not listening to ts.”

“Hazing agreement? No.”

“You better hope she’s pregnant”

“Diper, I hardly know her!”