“I heard A-House used to be called Mexico house”
“When I grow up I wanna be the guy that plays the free bird solo in the den”
“I heard Salisbury Steak is an aphrodisiac”
“If this norovirus keeps going around, they’re gonna go full bird flu on us.”
Call me Hurricane Milton the way I make her basement flood
“Idk prob like internship at Goldman or smth”
“I get so little play, It’s heterophobic.”
*muffled crying* – student whose 2020 indie music played out loud in silent.
“I’m going to put some gender fluid on you.”
“He’s like Abe Lincoln in his HOS day hat, emancipating the students fr”
“Damn there are actually no normal people here” – PG from public high school
“Would it be fine with you if I temporarily became a right wing podcaster that identifies as libertarian”
“If it’s in my mailbox I just consider it gone to be honest”
“If the Deans are going to monitor my cell phone, they should monitor the locks to their homes as well.”
“There’s the bastard.”
“ I must be a Jedi the way I’m gonna force you to go to prom with me”
