Charles and Louisa:
Description: Lavender Marriage
Rating: “Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still,
Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will..”
Theo and Jac:
Description: Sexy, curvy, big-booty baddie (and Jac)
Rating: Number of camels Jac’s family paid for Theo
Matteo and Julia:
Description: If she squints her eyes and tilts her head, he’s John Summit
Rating: Gotcha nose!
Sophia and Daniel:
Description: Ruff! Ruff! Bark! Woof!
Rating: The lengths Daniel would go to get with Bodhi.
Valencia and Rishi:
Description: They know each other?
Rating: Rishi’s IQ / Valencia’s IQ
Avery and Migyu:
Description: Turning prom into a mother-son dance
Rating: Age ain’t nothing but a number
Heyon and Sean:
Description: Hole in one
Ranking: 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 100 cokes
Alice and Tianyi:
Description: So that’s why you wanted to go to Stu Pubs
Rating: Tianyi’s height- Alice’s height/10
Emily and Rex:
Description: Mormon garment models
Rating: The Pope’s blessing
Chas and Peyton:
Description: Most likely to get married
Rating: (9 +9)/10
Ella and Bodhi:
Description: U thought u ate
Rating: The lengths Bodhi would go to get with Daniel
Will and Meg:
Description: Meg, how many meatballs can YOU eat in a minute?
Rating: Years in the making.
Herb and Sophia:
Description: Ferb and Vanessa
Rating: Length of Herb’s neck
Emily and John:
Description: Guess which one has a six pack
Rating: 1270, I’m going to college!!!!
Kevin and Santi:
Description: Kung Fu Panda and Tai Lung
Rating: Number of ducklings
Matt and Logan:
Description: A pitcher and a catcher
Rating: Number of girls they’re going to pull at Wesleyan and Bates
Leo and Ellie:
Description: Put your hands in the air
Rating: Sophomore year rice purity score
Keegan and Neily:
Description: Athletic Nepo Babies Unite
Rating: A girl from each state
Grayden and Neicia:
Description: Don’t let her defile the temple.
Rating: Hours RP has put into developing his body ”to be good”
Jude and Ellie
Description: Guess who drives a pickup truck
Rating: Number of Noah Kahan songs on playlist
