“He’s like Abe Lincoln in his HOS day hat, emancipating the students fr”
“They call me the motion man”
“Why is the BKH tryout lowk kinky”
“I sure hope they don’t follow @ljoelpaatheltics…”
“Oowee, Yummmyy it’s Carnival Night at commons!”
“I almost feel bad for leaving my dishes out in commons”
“I lowk forgot about climate change, the polar bears hangin in there?”
“Idk prob like internship at Goldman or smth”
