JD: Mr. Pope, I’m actually on the phone with the easter Bunny and he said you’ve been a very good boy this year so he left you lots of yummy easter eggs!
Pope Francis: No comprende
JD: Shi my bad I forgot you speak spanish, Conejo de Pascua, uhhhh chocolatay, uhh Encara Messi!!!
Pope: Man I’m just playing I don’t need my translator, you got anything actually important to say though?
JD: You’ve done such a great job helping out the poor and the less fortunate
Pope: Immigrants and gay people as well, don’t forget that
JD: Yeah no for sure…
JD: Heard there’s a sneak peek of Conclave this weekend, you in?
Pope: Absolutely *Dies*
*HBO max credits start playing*
